Why I Shouldn’t Quit My Job Today (Revised):

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  • Landlord likes getting paid Moving into a friend’s spare room eliminates this
  • I like getting paid I’m more than willing to do some serious down-sizing
  • Still don’t have a sugardaddy Please see above
  • If I quit today I’ll have to pay them for the PTO I used prior to earning it…yep, this is the only reason I’m still here…

I Probably Shouldn’t Quit My Job Today Because:

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  • Landlord likes getting paid…
  • So do I
  • I still don’t have a Suga-Daddy yet

On second thought, none of these reasons seem good enough. Now where’d I put that resignation letter?