Why I Shouldn’t Quit My Job Today (Revised):

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  • Landlord likes getting paid Moving into a friend’s spare room eliminates this
  • I like getting paid¬†I’m more than willing to do some serious down-sizing
  • Still don’t have a sugardaddy Please see above
  • If I quit today I’ll have to pay them for the PTO I used prior to earning it…yep, this is the only reason I’m still here…
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I Should Quit My Job Today Because:

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  • Some adults act like children, and if I wanted to play referee with children I’d be a daycare teacher
  • Returning calls isn’t one of my strengths
  • Writing in purple ink is apparently frowned upon in corporate America…
  • As is sitting spinning in my swirly chair with my legs folded up underneath me
  • I always feel like I’m broke anyway
  • Hula hooping in the grass sounds like more fun than sitting in a fluorescently lit cube
  • Craving freedom and practicing conformity don’t mix – kinda like a big ol’ glass of milk followed by a big ol’ glass of vinegar, yum!
  • ¬†Working an 8 hour day for the man really limits my abilities to daydream and plan my dream life