• Depressed
  • Neurotic
  • Acrophobia (heights)
  • Trypanophobia (needles – naturally, I’m planning my first tattoo)
  • Social anxiety – I have friends. This is a miracle. For several reasons.
  • Hormotional Disorder – Many women are afflicted by it when they are seized by both hormones AND emotions.

Oh, and I search Ebay for unicorns dressed in authentic pirate garb…I don’t think that one has a name yet, but I’m told it’s definitely not normal.